i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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