and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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