call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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