i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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