oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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