Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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