is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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