My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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