BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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