Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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