I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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