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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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