Are we in a gay sports bar?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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