ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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