Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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