He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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