The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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