Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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