i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
