Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
