And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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