nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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