Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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