i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
