I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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