Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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