dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
And the cops told us we were all naked.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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