Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
