Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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