he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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