Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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