got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I love having hate sex.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
