First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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