in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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