Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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