I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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