she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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