So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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