do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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