Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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