Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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