Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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