To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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