census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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