U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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