And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize