You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
where am i from again
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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