Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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