I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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