That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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