just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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