Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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