if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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