I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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